Spoken Like Iolo!
Considering all the various shots that the companions (and dialogue writers) take at Iolo in Ultima 7 concerning his…er…girth, this tweet by David Watson is arguably tone-perfect for the character he inspired:
@RichardGarriott Have you considered simply hiring an athletic person to run for you? It would save time and be more efficient.
— David R. Watson (@DavidRWatson2) November 17, 2013